13 Women Describe What Their Boyfriend’s Penis "Tastes Like" (female blog)

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What is the point of "take a shower bro" or "practice good hygeine" if women are literally prepared to "taste" and worship their Chad's unwashed dick cheese like its a good thing?

:sick::sick::sick::sick::sick:

So many cardinal personal hygeine rules even I wouldn't break.

Like vaginas, the penis should not smell or taste of anything!

Ok slightly musky or even subconscious pheromones after jerking off when sperm, fresh sweat and natural foreskin lubricant, but not to the degree these toilets are describing!

My dick is clean as a whistle (at all other times) with a nice silk glow texture after I shower by scrubbing with soap, then hot water, soap + flannel, (bonus original source shower gel) and then towel dry!
 

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Only dumb fakecel kids use that term to describe women.
Shame as I saw a Freudian subtext between females broken by unbridled promiscuity and porcelain toilets long before it became cool to make the analogy.

One of my oneitis in high school lost her virginity to a chadlite in a toilet stall in a public bathroom. I wondered why the unromantic and unhygienic location, until I read about Freudian psychosexual stages of oral, anal, phallic, latency, and genital.
Blowing a guy (oral & phallic), memories of early sexual pleasure during potty training (anal stage) overcoming latency (experiencing repressed sexual urges) and then genital stage (experiencing shared genital sexual penetration via dick and vagina).

Nightlcub toilets are/were a common hook-up joint where drunk or high couples would copulate. Either because they "couldn't wait", wanted mid party fun, lived with parents (or their curent boyfriend or girlfriend....) so it was the only place for privacy.

Prostitutes claimed they get more cocks than a public urinal in a day and said they felt like "toilets" afterwards (2017). Men unzip their trousers, do their business (excreting sperm into their urinal shaped vaginas) and then leave.
(Which means “turning yourself into a public toilet”, in the words of one former prostitute this week).

I assume women on Tinder is all the above, but just done by Chads?

The "females = toilets" incel meme only became popular recently. :bored:
 
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Shame as I saw a Freudian subtext between females broken by promiscuity and porcelain toilets long before it became cool to make the analogy.
Okay that is funny lol, regardless of whether you really did or if that's a joke.

One of my oneitis in high school lost her virginity to a chadlite in a toilet stall in a public bathroom. I wondered why the unromantic and unhygienic location, until I read about Freudian psychosexual stages of oral, anal, phallic, latency, and genital.
This is why I don't like psychology. Imo Freud was a pedophile.

I don't like to hear scientific abstractions about sex from old repulsive men unless they acknowledge the blackpill. Freud to my knowledge never has in his stages of psychosexual development.

Nightlcub toilets are/were a common hook-up joint where drunk or high couples would copulate either cause they "couldn't wait", wanted mid party fun or lived with parents (or their curent boyfriend or girlfriend) so it was the only place for privacy.

Prostitutes claimed they get more cocks than a public urinal in a day and say they feel like "toilets" afterwards. Men unzip their trousers, do their business (excreting sperm into their urinal shaped vaginas) and then leave.

I assume women on Tinder is all the above, but just done by Chads?
I just dislike such crude language especially used by kids who are dirtbags themselves (not you).

Btw the scenario you brought up occured in Scarface (I'm sure you've seen the scene) in the nightclub with Tony's sister and then Tony's friend makes fun of her for that.

That's another reason I can't see the movie again though. I don't like these displays.
 

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This is why I don't like psychology. Imo Freud was a pedophile.
I think Magnus Hirschfeld was the real pedophile in early 20th Century psychotherapy. He was advocating homosexuality, pederasty (man boy love) which is prevalent in lgbq+ groomers in the 21st century (vomit video below).


Sigmund Freud was Jewish, correct, but I don't think he was automatically a pedophile as in the reactionary echo chamber of fakecel/incel hysteria. None of Freud's work promoted pederasty, homosexuality or other sexually deviant behaviours.
EDIT (before bed) Freud also rejected Carl Jung's notion of a man having an "inner woman" (anima) which will upset @vintologi no doubt. Despite my open mindedness on Jung's proposals this too requires further reading before I can draw an argument, let alone, some deductive conclusion on these ideas, applied to an alt. blackpill.

Freud's work actually advocates age appropriate behaviours, whereas Hirschfield is literally a wild west avocate for abolishing any age of consent laws at all. I think recently social sciences and scholars throw that pedo label and strawman (at Freud) so they could INCREASE the influence of child molestation and lgbq indoctrination to our kids, rather than protect them from it.

I don't like to hear scientific abstractions about sex from old repulsive men unless they acknowledge the blackpill. Freud to my knowledge never has in his stages of psychosexual development.
I've got to do a bit more reading to do comparing "blackpill" to Freud's peer reviewed psychosexual development. I already fell out with a so called "blackpill" expert as his work was (unknowingly?) citing "psychosexual development" without a direct citation. He ended up disowning his own work as I said his proposals were "just psychosexual development repackaged" with no tangible furthering of the already known theories.

Btw the scenario you brought up occured in Scarface (I'm sure you've seen the scene) in the nightclub with Tony's sister and then Tony's friend makes fun of her for that.
I think the movie and scene was actually "carlito's way" (1993) which referenced and was a spiritual sequel to Scarface. Yes it was gratuitous but again I'm not joking when I say toilets have a "Freudian" subtext, which is why they are a popular, as well as practical, location for public sex.
 
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"Burnt sausages" "armpit sweat"


What is the point of "take a shower bro" or "practice good hygeine" if women are literally prepared to "taste" and worship their Chad's unwashed dick cheese like its a good thing?

:sick::sick::sick::sick::sick:

So many cardinal personal hygeine rules even I wouldn't break.

Like vaginas, the penis should not smell or taste of anything!

Ok slightly musky or even subconscious pheromones after jerking off when sperm, fresh sweat and natural foreskin lubricant, but not to the degree these toilets are describing!

My dick is clean as a whistle (at all other times) with a nice silk glow texture after I shower by scrubbing with soap, then hot water, soap + flannel, (bonus original source shower gel) and then towel dry!
a clean vagina doesnt taste great either tbh. its just how it is. if its wet its gonna have a taste regardless of how clean it is
 

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a clean vagina doesnt taste great either tbh. its just how it is. if its wet its gonna have a taste regardless of how clean it is
Depends on the girl who owns the vagina.

As an ex-escortcel, whose wound down on the activity due to growing person disgust (as well as a stagnant escort market), I got to see, touch, taste and smell many vaginas to compare.

Many were tight, wet, aesthetically pleasing to look at during facesitting sessions. I had multiple Polish girls sat on my face as I munched on her peach between her silky white thighs. No smell (sans body lotion heated by her skin) but I'm sure I got high off the pheromones. Taste was pleasing but I can't describe it.
Conversely I've also had a dirty girl whose pussy smelt like rotting fish, like Swedish "surströmming" and I wouldn't go within 3 feet of it.
Anyway girls can't and don't wash their actual vaginal openings. If you know anything about female anatomy or feminine hygeine health advice.

But men have no excuse as our bodies and genitals are exterior. Plus as I said it sounds like these Chads just don't practice good personal hygiene but their girlfriends blow them anyway, so it nukes the IncelTear "take a shower inkwell" meme.

I'll continue to shower once every few days regardless if I win the lottery (get a girlfriend or fuck buddy) without paying for it.
 
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Miring ur dick hynge
You just reminded me of this post and the comments on it. It's as funny as it is gross.

 

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You just reminded me of this post and the comments on it. It's as funny as it is gross.

That site and quora are so disgusting as well as reddit.

I used to spend hours searching dumb things and reading idiots comments like that.

Now I do the same thing but on 4chan and not browsing a lot more than coming from search results.
 

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"I’ve tongued a lot of cocks in my day, so I know firsthand that it could be a lot worse. I should really hold onto this one, huh.”

— Emma, 23

JFL MAN....ONLY 23 AND SHE ALREADY RODE THE CAROUSEL
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